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calloperators) wrote2019-05-28 07:55 pm
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QUESTIONNAIRE
Feel free to provide as much or as little an answer as possible to the following questions.
IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals):
Date of Birth:
Place and time of residence:
Current occupation:
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?:
Are you a veteran?:
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail:
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?:
Date of Death (if applicable):
Do you believe in a God?:
If yes, which one?:
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?:
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals):
Date of Birth:
Place and time of residence:
Current occupation:
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?:
Are you a veteran?:
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail:
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?:
Date of Death (if applicable):
Do you believe in a God?:
If yes, which one?:
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?:
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
no subject
Name (block capitals): DR. PETER VENKMAN
Date of Birth: October, 1951.
Place and time of residence: New York, 1987.
Current occupation: Ghostbuster. Licensed Psychologist and Parapsychologist.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: A sort of bad knee from college football and a bad back from lugging the proton packs around sometimes, but otherwise no.
Are you a veteran?: Nope.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Maybe. I haven't checked in a while. Most of 'em get waived away when we inevitably save the damn world again.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: Honestly, we probably died for a little while during the Gozer thing. We're alive now, though.
Date of Death (if applicable): N/A.
Do you believe in a God?: ... I believe there's a whole lot of gods, and most of 'em are nasty. I've shot a lot of them in the face with a proton stream. But the God? That's a little harder to say, you know? But I was raised around Jewish people at the carny, and my mom's Jewish, so I guess that says something.
If yes, which one?: Most of them. Again, I've stared some of them in the face and shot them.
If no, why not?: What? I just told you why I believe-
Do you like hurting other people?: ... Jesus. No, not really? I mean-
If no, elaborate: -I don't want to hurt people unless they deserve it. I guess. And there's also ghosts and demons to take into account- would you count them as people for this? And-
Are you afraid?: ... What?
Are you afraid?: Hey, what's going on here, anyway?
Are you afraid?: Where am I? What the fuck's going on here- who are you? Where're Ray and Winston and Egon- [Audible sounds of a struggle.] Let go of me! What the hell-!
[END BROADCAST.]
no subject
IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals): PYRO : )
Date of Birth: YES
Place and time of residence: TEUFORT, DAY TIME
Current occupation: [Several crude drawings of flames follow.]
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Y ES ASK DOCTOR
Are you a veteran?: : (
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: don ;t knOw
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ??????
Date of Death (if applicable): [There's a drawing of a skull and crossbones.]
Do you believe in a God?: DOG
If yes, which one?: DALMAYSHUN
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?: ? HURT ? YES
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?: : ))))))))
[The bottom half of the survey has been burned to a crisp.]
no subject
Name (block capitals): MR. SATAN (legally MARK)
Date of Birth: June 6th 736
Place and time of residence: Satan City, May 7th 774
Current occupation: Why, I'm the world-famous two-time winner of the Tenkaichi Budokai and one-time savior of the planet, but my main gig of course is being a martial artist. The best martial artist. Accept no replacements, UNLESS that replacement is my little girl Videl! ...will she be seeing this, by the way? [he doesn't wait for an answer, immediately choosing to give a small excited wave at the camera, mouthing "Hi, hon!"]
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: ...well, I do have this case of a gnarly stomachache that flares up from time to time but it's nothing big! ...oh, and a couple battle wounds from fighting Cell of course. B-but don't go thinking you'll be needing to send in any doctor's exams for me! [laughs] I'm strong enough to handle it on my own, thanks.
Are you a veteran?: Nah, but I managed to squash a threat an entire trained army couldn't do a thing against! So I'd say I'm way more impressive than some ex-military nobody.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Yeah, I've got something to say: Don't believe any of the sensationalist junk you hear about those so-called "supernatural" tricksters. They're all just amateur hour flash-in-the-pan phonies using special effects to sucker the public into thinking they've got the skill to match us real-deal authentic fighters. Well, let me tell you something, you bunch of stage magicians: I don't need any smoke-and-mirrors tricks to satisfy MY audience because I'd like to think I have too much respect for their intelligence than to believe they've gotta see a pretty lightshow to pay attention to me, and ANOTHER THING- [The video abruptly cuts out to an error screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" with Spanish Flea playing in the background.]
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: What? Sorry, I don't think I heard you right, I was still talking to-
Date of Death (if applicable): ... [laughs] You're funny! Like I'm gonna die.
Do you believe in a God?: Well, yeah- but...
If yes, which one?: Listen, I don't think this is good interview material.
If no, why not?: [question skipped]
Do you like hurting other people?: What're you talking about? Pain's part of the job description, buddy.
If no, elaborate: [question skipped]
Are you afraid?: Uh, of what?
Are you afraid?: ...I-I mean no! No, never. Not once in my life, no.
Are you afraid?: If it weren't for the look of terror I see in the face of my opponents when they know I've got the upper hand on them, I wouldn't even know what fear was! [in a whisper, looking off-camera] ...yeah, use that take. That one's the best on-
[END BROADCAST.]
no subject
Name (block capitals): GROG STRONGJAW
Date of Birth: Yeah, probably.
Place and time of residence: Uh, Whitestone. Vasselheim. Sometimes Emon. Westruun, for a while. ...Now.
Current occupation: Grand Poobah deDoink of This an' That, asskicker.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: I'm pretty fuckin' strong.
Are you a veteran?: Helped tame a big fuckin' wolf once, does that count?
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Nah I think they stopped carin' after we saved the world.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: Fuck yeah we have.
Date of Death (if applicable): While ago?
Do you believe in a God?: I've met, like, a ton a' gods.
If yes, which one?: Uh, lesse. Sarenrae, Pelor, that Raven bitch, Eye-on? I guess Vacna's still a god, but fuck that guy.
If no, why not?: -
Do you like hurting other people?: Fuck yeah!
If no, elaborate: -
Are you afraid?: Nah.
Are you afraid?: No.
Are you afraid?: Ok seriously, fuck off.
no subject
Name (block capitals): A L I C E
Date of Birth: Don't you think it's a bit rude to ask a lady her age?
Place and time of residence: Usually, I'm stuck in Palmacosta doing shitty Vanguard work, but I always love going to explore Tethe'alla.
Current occupation: Combat leader of the Vanguard, but I guess that's kind done with, isn't it? Why, are you hiring?
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Do you want my fist in your face? ♡
Are you a veteran?: Of what, exactly?
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Depends on who you ask! For some, I'm their savior and the most beautiful girl around, and for others, I'm apparently a "war criminal" and have "horrific crimes against the humanity." I, personally, prefer the former!
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ... I have no idea what you're talking about.
Date of Death (if applicable): You might wanna mark "right now" for yours. ♡
Do you believe in a God?: Are you kidding me? Do I look like someone who believes in the Goddess? I try to avoid the Church if I can help it.
If yes, which one?: Didn't you just hear me?
If no, why not?: What, you gonna try and covert me?
Do you like hurting other people?: Only people who deserve it. Which, now that I think about it, is everyone.
If no, elaborate: Hmm.
Are you afraid?: Of course not!
Are you afraid?: Fear is only reserved for the weak.
Are you afraid?: You should be, though. ♡
no subject
Name (block capitals): PETER QUILL
Date of Birth: November, 1980.
Place and time of residence: Wherever and whenever ass needs kicking and wallets need lining! The two usually...come together. In a cosmic sorta way.
Current occupation: Guardian of the Galaxy. ...kiiiiinnnndddaaaaa like the Breakfast Club, but with a lot more babes. And guns. So a cooler version. In most aspects.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Uh, yeah. Badassery. [pause.] No, I don't.
Are you a veteran?: Like, for dogs and cats?
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: All of the crimes. But doesn't really matter when you're a badass galaxy-saver, right?
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: [Blank.]
Date of Death (if applicable): [Blank.]
Do you believe in a God?: Like...Jesus?
If yes, which one?: [Blank.]
If no, why not?: Space Jesus?
Do you like hurting other people?: Who's the people?
If no, elaborate: [Blank.]
Are you afraid?: Of snakes? Yeah. Like Indy.
Are you afraid?: ...yeah, I just said. You deaf?
Are you afraid?: Okay, now that's creepy.
no subject
Name (block capitals): LADD RUSSO
Date of Birth: August, 1906
Place and time of residence: Chicago, 1931. Lovely place, lots of great people.
Current occupation: I'm the best assassin my family's got. I'm also a bit of a boxing fan.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: What, you some kind of doctor? Have to say, this is a pretty crappy check-up. Anyway, I don't get sick often, okay?
Are you a veteran?: Despite what you'd think, war isn't really my style. Too many people go into that expecting to die. You never know how much fun you'll get outta it.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: [He laughs, uproariously.] Oh man, you really don't have a damn clue who I am, do ya?
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ...You trying to threaten me?
Date of Death (if applicable): Buddy, I'm not dead. Nothing's getting to me if I can get to it first.
Do you believe in a God?: Eh, why not.
If yes, which one?: Guess the one people scream about before I shoot them.
If no, why not?: I like to keep an open mind around that sort of thing. Just don't start acting like you're the ruler of the world or anything. Otherwise there'll be trouble.
Do you like hurting other people?: [More laughter.] Buddy just give me an audience and a gun and I'll treat them with love. Angry love.
If no, elaborate: Some people think they're so cool and invincible, you know? Doesn't it just make you wanna wrap your hands around their windpipes?
Are you afraid?: Psh, no. What've I got to be afraid of?
Are you afraid?: ...Hey. I'm starting to think that you are threatening me.
Are you afraid?: How about you start being afraid, because when I find you, you're gonna start regretting every single thing you've ever- [Broadcast stops.]
no subject
Name (block capitals): XANDER
Date of Birth: October 27th.
Place and time of residence: Castle Krakenburg, the capitol city of Windmire, Nohr. [What year is it?? We just don't know.]
Current occupation: King of Nohr.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: No. Is this some sort of medical examination?
Are you a veteran?: As the King of Nohr, I am expected to fight whenever necessary, but I sincerely hope it isn't required. I hope to prevent any more pointless wars.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Of course not.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ...Pardon?
Date of Death (if applicable): What?
Do you believe in a God?: I— Are we not going to address the previous two questions?
If yes, which one?: I do not believe in Anankos like my father, if that's what you're asking.
If no, why not?: Why would I believe in something that monster believed in?
Do you like hurting other people?: Of course not. What kind of person do you take me for?
If no, elaborate: Shouldn't this question be for "yes" answers?
Are you afraid?: I would say I'm more confused than afraid.
Are you afraid?: I already answered this one.
Are you afraid?: Is the repetition supposed to change my mind?
no subject
Name (block capitals): MICHALIS
Date of Birth: The year was about 580. Under the reign of King Osmond.
Place and time of residence: That's not your place to know.
Current occupation: King of Macedon.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: I'm not held back by anything, if that's what you're asking.
Are you a veteran?: Yes.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: No.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ...
Date of Death (if applicable): ...It hardly matters anymore.
Do you believe in a God?: No.
If yes, which one?: ...
If no, why not?: Why should I? I only believe in angels, and that's because I've seen one.
Do you like hurting other people?: I don't feel a difference with most people. Hurting them and not hurting them garners the same amount of enjoyment. Satisfaction is different, though.
If no, elaborate: I only dislike it when it's uncalled for.
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: Are you?
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Name (block capitals): OKSANA
Date of Birth: 1/1/1993
Place and time of residence: Palms Motel, right now.
Current occupation: Nurse
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: None
Are you a veteran?: No
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: None
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: No
Date of Death (if applicable): N/A
Do you believe in a God?: Yes
If yes, which one?: There is only one God.
If no, why not?: N/A
Do you like hurting other people?: No
If no, elaborate: Hurting people is wrong.
Are you afraid?: [ simply: ] No.
Are you afraid?: [ a pause, then her voice quivers- ] Yes.
Are you afraid?: [ a gasp! ] Maybe! [ not really. ]
no subject
Name (block capitals): KIMBERLY HART
Date of Birth: February 14th, 1999
Place and time of residence: The timeline isn't an easy question to answer.
Current occupation: ...Traveler.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Does a low-tolerance for this kind of questioning count?
Are you a veteran?: Sure.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Not technically.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: Alright, this is starting to get irritating.
Date of Death (if applicable): Did you not just hear me? Next question.
Do you believe in a God?: ...Depends on what you mean by God.
If yes, which one?: Next question.
If no, why not?: Next question.
Do you like hurting other people?: Okay, I've had about enough of this.
If no, elaborate: ...So that's what this kind of place this is.
Are you afraid?: [ A harsh laugh. ]
Are you afraid?: Stop.
Are you afraid?: We're done here.
no subject
Name (block capitals): SNAKE
Date of Birth: What the fuck do you care?
Place and time of residence: Earth, 1994.
Current occupation: Criminal
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: I got an aversion to stupid questions.
Are you a veteran?: Sure am
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: I got a pardon
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: Hey, remember that health condition I just told you about?
Date of Death (if applicable): [blank]
Do you believe in a God?: Does anyone?
If yes, which one?: [blank]
If no, why not?: [blank]
Do you like hurting other people?: ... What do you think?
If no, elaborate: [blank]
Are you afraid?: No.
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: Alright, we're done here.
no subject
Name (block capitals): DR. RAY STANTZ
Date of Birth: October, 1950
Place and time of residence: New York, 1989
Current occupation: Ghostbuster, owner of Ray’s Occult Books
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: I broke my leg once as a kid, if that counts.
Are you a veteran?: No I can’t say I’ve had much interest in joining the military.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: I hope not! I thought the mayor sorted everything out by now.
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: Wait is it possible for an event to result in my death where I wasn’t there? I guess it’s possible but I’m not sure how I’d be aware of my love ones experiencing an event that killed me if I wasn’t also aware of it-
Date of Death (if applicable): Oh! Right, no I’m not dead.
Do you believe in a God?: Well, you can’t fight a god without believing in them in some capacity, and I spent a year researching various gods and deities, but I can’t say I’ve ever been particularly religious.
If yes, which one?: But I was raised in a Jewish household. Can’t say I believe in the guy, but I am proud of my heritage.
If no, why not?: But it’s complicated, you know? I like keeping an open mind about things.
Do you like hurting other people?: … No? I mean I’m willing to punch someone who deserves it but I don’t enjoy hurting people.
If no, elaborate: I’m not a complete asshole, first of all. Second of all, even though I fight ghosts for a living, I like trying to reason with the ghosts who need help themselves.
… Haven’t come across a whole lot of them yet, but when I do, I’ll help them!
Are you afraid?: Right now or in general?
Are you afraid?: I guess I’m not?
Are you afraid?: … Are you okay? Or human, for that matter?
no subject
Name (block capitals): TESTAMENT
Date of Birth: ...
Place and time of residence: ...
Current occupation: None.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: No.
Are you a veteran?: Possibly.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: ...
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ....No.
Date of Death (if applicable): N/A
Do you believe in a God?: Perhaps.
If yes, which one?: ...
If no, why not?: ...
Do you like hurting other people?: No.
If no, elaborate: I don't need to explain myself to you.
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: Why is this question listed three times? What is the point? Is it simply to display the inanity of it all? Stop wasting my time.
no subject
Name (block capitals): BOOSTER GOLD
Date of Birth: December 29th, 1964
Place and time of residence: Metropolis, 1986
Current occupation: Superhero and CEO of Goldstar, Inc.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Of course not! I'm as healthy as a cow!
Are you a veteran?: Uh, no.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Hey! I'm an upstanding citizen!
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: In my death?
Date of Death (if applicable): I'm alive and well, buddy, that's not changing any time soon!
Do you believe in a God?: Uh, can you be more specific on that one?
If yes, which one?: Because lots of gods exist. There's Wonder Woman, she's a goddess, and the rest of the Greek pantheon, and there's the New Gods, and--wait, are the New Gods actually gods, or is that just a cool title--
If no, why not?: Oh, but I was raised atheist.
Do you like hurting other people?: What? Hey, just because it's technically part of the job doesn't mean I enjoy it!
If no, elaborate: I'm here to help people! Why would I want to hurt anyone?
Are you afraid?: What?
Are you afraid?: No!
Are you afraid?: I SAID, NO!
no subject
Name (block capitals): █████ LUDWIG - designation MEDIC
Date of Birth: On a very nice day at a very nice time of the year in Stuttgart, a very long time ago.
Place and time of residence: Teufort, 1972. But if you want to be up to date and technical about it, I was living in a submarine circling around the coast of the lost kingdom of New Zealand for a bit.
Current occupation: Freelance usually, but currently employed by— oh— [What do we even call ourselves anymore, is heard mumbled.] I suppose it's Team Fortress now. I liked RED so much better.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Every so often the implant I have connected to my heart to channel Ubercharge requires upkeep that necessitates open heart surgery, which can be a bit taxing when you only have two hands and no one to help hold the equipment. Also, I have eight souls. [pause] ... Seven.
Are you a veteran?: Of the Gravel Wars, ja.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: [nervous laughter]
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: [slightly less nervous but still unnerving laughter]
Date of Death (if applicable): Ooooh. [clicks tongue] I can't quite remember the date and time, but it was only a few hours ago. Let's be conservative and say it was ten.
Do you believe in a God?: Well I haven't met him yet, so no.
If yes, which one?: Don't misunderstand, I tried to reach out through all the proper channels, but he just wasn't answering. His competitor has been much more accommodating by comparison.
If no, why not?: Sweet man. Wonderful taste in pens.
Do you like hurting other people?: Of course!
If no, elaborate: I like to let my work speak for myself. That's what you really meant, wasn't it?
Are you afraid?: Ehhh. Not really.
Are you afraid?: I mean I am a little unnerved that this hotel room is so dirty.
Are you afraid?: I saw a cockroach come out of the air conditioner. That was pretty frightening.
no subject
Name (block capitals): TIMOTHY WRIGHT
Date of Birth: Sometime.
Place and time of residence: I'm not comfortable answering this.
Current occupation: Living.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: ...
Are you a veteran?: ...
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: ...
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: What?
Date of Death (if applicable): ...
Do you believe in a God?: No.
If yes, which one?: I don't.
If no, why not?: Why would I?
Do you like hurting other people?: No, but it seems to be the thing I do best.
If no, elaborate: I'd rather not.
Are you afraid?: No.
Are you afraid?: ...
Are you afraid?: ... .... ...