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calloperators ([personal profile] calloperators) wrote2019-05-28 07:55 pm
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QUESTIONNAIRE

Feel free to provide as much or as little an answer as possible to the following questions.

IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals):
Date of Birth:
Place and time of residence:
Current occupation:
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?:
Are you a veteran?:
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail:
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?:
Date of Death (if applicable):
Do you believe in a God?:
If yes, which one?:
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?:
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:

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[personal profile] malpractices 2019-06-09 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals): █████ LUDWIG - designation MEDIC
Date of Birth: On a very nice day at a very nice time of the year in Stuttgart, a very long time ago.
Place and time of residence: Teufort, 1972. But if you want to be up to date and technical about it, I was living in a submarine circling around the coast of the lost kingdom of New Zealand for a bit.
Current occupation: Freelance usually, but currently employed by— oh— [What do we even call ourselves anymore, is heard mumbled.] I suppose it's Team Fortress now. I liked RED so much better.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: Every so often the implant I have connected to my heart to channel Ubercharge requires upkeep that necessitates open heart surgery, which can be a bit taxing when you only have two hands and no one to help hold the equipment. Also, I have eight souls. [pause] ... Seven.
Are you a veteran?: Of the Gravel Wars, ja.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: [nervous laughter]
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: [slightly less nervous but still unnerving laughter]
Date of Death (if applicable): Ooooh. [clicks tongue] I can't quite remember the date and time, but it was only a few hours ago. Let's be conservative and say it was ten.
Do you believe in a God?: Well I haven't met him yet, so no.
If yes, which one?: Don't misunderstand, I tried to reach out through all the proper channels, but he just wasn't answering. His competitor has been much more accommodating by comparison.
If no, why not?: Sweet man. Wonderful taste in pens.
Do you like hurting other people?: Of course!
If no, elaborate: I like to let my work speak for myself. That's what you really meant, wasn't it?
Are you afraid?: Ehhh. Not really.
Are you afraid?: I mean I am a little unnerved that this hotel room is so dirty.
Are you afraid?: I saw a cockroach come out of the air conditioner. That was pretty frightening.
Edited 2019-06-09 05:44 (UTC)