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IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals):
Date of Birth:
Place and time of residence:
Current occupation:
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?:
Are you a veteran?:
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail:
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?:
Date of Death (if applicable):
Do you believe in a God?:
If yes, which one?:
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?:
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:

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IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals): MR. SATAN (legally MARK)
Date of Birth: June 6th 736
Place and time of residence: Satan City, May 7th 774
Current occupation: Why, I'm the world-famous two-time winner of the Tenkaichi Budokai and one-time savior of the planet, but my main gig of course is being a martial artist. The best martial artist. Accept no replacements, UNLESS that replacement is my little girl Videl! ...will she be seeing this, by the way? [he doesn't wait for an answer, immediately choosing to give a small excited wave at the camera, mouthing "Hi, hon!"]
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: ...well, I do have this case of a gnarly stomachache that flares up from time to time but it's nothing big! ...oh, and a couple battle wounds from fighting Cell of course. B-but don't go thinking you'll be needing to send in any doctor's exams for me! [laughs] I'm strong enough to handle it on my own, thanks.
Are you a veteran?: Nah, but I managed to squash a threat an entire trained army couldn't do a thing against! So I'd say I'm way more impressive than some ex-military nobody.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: Yeah, I've got something to say: Don't believe any of the sensationalist junk you hear about those so-called "supernatural" tricksters. They're all just amateur hour flash-in-the-pan phonies using special effects to sucker the public into thinking they've got the skill to match us real-deal authentic fighters. Well, let me tell you something, you bunch of stage magicians: I don't need any smoke-and-mirrors tricks to satisfy MY audience because I'd like to think I have too much respect for their intelligence than to believe they've gotta see a pretty lightshow to pay attention to me, and ANOTHER THING- [The video abruptly cuts out to an error screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" with Spanish Flea playing in the background.]
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: What? Sorry, I don't think I heard you right, I was still talking to-
Date of Death (if applicable): ... [laughs] You're funny! Like I'm gonna die.
Do you believe in a God?: Well, yeah- but...
If yes, which one?: Listen, I don't think this is good interview material.
If no, why not?: [question skipped]
Do you like hurting other people?: What're you talking about? Pain's part of the job description, buddy.
If no, elaborate: [question skipped]
Are you afraid?: Uh, of what?
Are you afraid?: ...I-I mean no! No, never. Not once in my life, no.
Are you afraid?: If it weren't for the look of terror I see in the face of my opponents when they know I've got the upper hand on them, I wouldn't even know what fear was! [in a whisper, looking off-camera] ...yeah, use that take. That one's the best on-

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Edited 2019-05-30 04:54 (UTC)

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