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calloperators ([personal profile] calloperators) wrote2019-05-28 07:55 pm
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QUESTIONNAIRE

Feel free to provide as much or as little an answer as possible to the following questions.

IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals):
Date of Birth:
Place and time of residence:
Current occupation:
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?:
Are you a veteran?:
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail:
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?:
Date of Death (if applicable):
Do you believe in a God?:
If yes, which one?:
If no, why not?:
Do you like hurting other people?:
If no, elaborate:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:
Are you afraid?:

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[personal profile] boxingbuff 2019-06-05 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
IC Questionnaire
Name (block capitals): LADD RUSSO
Date of Birth: August, 1906
Place and time of residence: Chicago, 1931. Lovely place, lots of great people.
Current occupation: I'm the best assassin my family's got. I'm also a bit of a boxing fan.
Do you have any pre-existing health conditions?: What, you some kind of doctor? Have to say, this is a pretty crappy check-up. Anyway, I don't get sick often, okay?
Are you a veteran?: Despite what you'd think, war isn't really my style. Too many people go into that expecting to die. You never know how much fun you'll get outta it.
Do you have any outstanding convictions? If yes, please detail: [He laughs, uproariously.] Oh man, you really don't have a damn clue who I am, do ya?
Have you or any of your loved ones experienced an event that resulted in your death?: ...You trying to threaten me?
Date of Death (if applicable): Buddy, I'm not dead. Nothing's getting to me if I can get to it first.
Do you believe in a God?: Eh, why not.
If yes, which one?: Guess the one people scream about before I shoot them.
If no, why not?: I like to keep an open mind around that sort of thing. Just don't start acting like you're the ruler of the world or anything. Otherwise there'll be trouble.
Do you like hurting other people?: [More laughter.] Buddy just give me an audience and a gun and I'll treat them with love. Angry love.
If no, elaborate: Some people think they're so cool and invincible, you know? Doesn't it just make you wanna wrap your hands around their windpipes?
Are you afraid?: Psh, no. What've I got to be afraid of?
Are you afraid?: ...Hey. I'm starting to think that you are threatening me.
Are you afraid?: How about you start being afraid, because when I find you, you're gonna start regretting every single thing you've ever- [Broadcast stops.]
Edited 2019-06-05 10:38 (UTC)