»Waking Up« Actually fuck this heat? If you're gonna drag a dude into the goddamn Fantasy Sahara at least give him some warning so he can take some seasonally appropriate clothes, you know?
[Taako is sweating profusely in this heat, and he is a very unhappy elf as a result. If his hair starts to get too frizzy, someone's gonna die and not because of the murdergame.]
I could've had an awesome fashion montage, get a couple chumps to do the thumbs up or head-shaking thing. I mean, I don't CARE, I know I look fuckin' amazing, but it's tradition, right?
[He taps a foot impatiently, fanning himself with his broad-brimmed wizard's hat.]
...so did anyone else get some weird faux-threatening phone-call, or was that just me? Anyone?
[Fuck yo' implied threats, phone person.]
»McMurder« Ew.
[Just. Gonna prod at that body with the tip of his umbrella a little.]
...So this is gross as shit, but normal for Mickey D's, right? The fry jockies can probably handle it, they probably see this shit like four, five times a week. We don't have to care.
»Night Life« [The sun goes down, and the city lights up. And so does Taako's face.]
[He is absolutely ecstatic.]
...I take back everything I said about this trash heap, this is AMAZING.
Taako "From TV" Taaco | TAZ: Balance
Actually fuck this heat? If you're gonna drag a dude into the goddamn Fantasy Sahara at least give him some warning so he can take some seasonally appropriate clothes, you know?
[Taako is sweating profusely in this heat, and he is a very unhappy elf as a result. If his hair starts to get too frizzy, someone's gonna die and not because of the murdergame.]
I could've had an awesome fashion montage, get a couple chumps to do the thumbs up or head-shaking thing. I mean, I don't CARE, I know I look fuckin' amazing, but it's tradition, right?
[He taps a foot impatiently, fanning himself with his broad-brimmed wizard's hat.]
...so did anyone else get some weird faux-threatening phone-call, or was that just me? Anyone?
[Fuck yo' implied threats, phone person.]
»McMurder«
Ew.
[Just. Gonna prod at that body with the tip of his umbrella a little.]
...So this is gross as shit, but normal for Mickey D's, right? The fry jockies can probably handle it, they probably see this shit like four, five times a week. We don't have to care.
»Night Life«
[The sun goes down, and the city lights up. And so does Taako's face.]
[He is absolutely ecstatic.]
...I take back everything I said about this trash heap, this is AMAZING.
»Wildcard«
[Hit me up]